George carlin dating quotes
And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn’t want you to do.
And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer, and suffer, and burn, and scream, until the end of time.
You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. I often warn people: "Somewhere along the way, someone is going to tell you, 'There is no "I" in team.' What you should tell them is, 'Maybe not.
You work forty years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement. And if, somehow, you must join, if it's unavoidable, such as a union or a trade association, go ahead and join. And if they tell you you're not a team player, congratulate them on being observant.” ― “I often warn people: "Somewhere along the way, someone is going to tell you, 'There is no "I" in team.' What you should tell them is, 'Maybe not.
Obedient workers, people who are just smart enough to run the machines and do the paperwork.
The fact that Americans will probably remain willfully ignorant of the big red, white and blue dick thats being jammed up their assholes everyday, because the owners of this country know the truth.
You get kicked out when you’re too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work.
So I've made what i hope is a more readable version below, so this classic piece of polemical gold can be shared and understood more widely. I still can't find a flaw in it, or anything even exaggerated.
Narrow, unenlightened self-interest doesn’t impress me. hundreds of thousands of years of bombardment by comets and asteroids and meteors, worldwide floods, tidal waves, worldwide fires, erosion, cosmic rays, recurring ice ages … George Carlin George Denis Patrick Carlin (May 12, 1937 - June 22, 2008) was an American stand-up comedian.