Scary internet dating guy meme
I immediately came up with an exit plan: I needed to pick up a gift for my niece at Sephora.
He followed me to the store, sharing his thoughts on makeup and opinions on girls who wear too much of it all the way.
From not-so-discreet hook-up requests to poop-stained PJ pants, here are tragic things that have happened to us IRL.
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Her message about the simple ways her boyfriend is there for her has over 136,000 shares on Facebook.
Anyway, this dude kept asking me to hang out at his house—which I was not at all interested in—so I switched it up and asked him to meet me at the local coffee shop.
and then he LOOKED AT MY SHOES TO SEE IF HE WAS RIGHT.
At that point, I realized I didn’t need to wait for three strikes.
And then he did—wearing grey sweatpants and a Bob Marley t-shirt.
We sat down in a booth and he immediately starting talking about everything from his childhood to his job. Clear that this wasn’t going to be a two-way conversation, I went into interview mode.
I set up one such first date at the pub down the street from my house. “I’m driving to the subway station,” my date wrote.